reality check

Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,

i pulled a reality check on him.

by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021

Reality

Something you don't see much of on TV, even on an unscripted reality show.

If people never question what they see, hear, or read, everything seems more exciting, colorful, or like a bigger deal than it actually is in reality, whether it's a movie, the news, or a book. A movie, show, book, or song that was really closely based on reality would bore most people within minutes, and that wouldn't be as profitable as making something or someone that isn't really too interesting sound interesting, exciting, and colorful.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Simulated Reality

SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.

"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.

You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

Reality Theory

The summation of all the most prominent conspiracy theories that completely alter the world's history from the modern scientific account. Including Religion/God, Flat Earth Theory, Mythological history, No Forest Theory, Khazarian Jews, Illuminati/Rothschild/New World Order, Phantom Time Hypothesis, Faked Moon-landing, etc.

Person 1: Dude, you really believe in that Illuminati conspiracy theory?
Person 2: No, I believe in the Reality Theory, it's so much more than that

by elbenoloco May 10, 2021

Reality

disappointing. You might be all about snorting and pooping rainbows, spreading positive vibes, making people laugh but the world ain't full of that. People will steal your stuff/work and won't give credits to you. That's reality and Reality is often disappointing.

It's a reality check when Kimba was remade as The Lion King and no credits were given.

by DaDirewolf October 5, 2019

Reality

What we live in.

Mike: yo are you there?!
Fred: yeah what?
Mike: welcome back to reality!

by Agent frankie March 29, 2021