LS Band

An LS Band is a musical group that has changed members more frequently then a model changes panties, the LS stands for "Lazy Suzanne", as a Lazy Suzanne spins around and presents you with a totally different thing all the time, like how these bands choose a different member constantly. Another way to describe an LS Band, is an RD Band (RD stands for "Revolving Door")

Lazy Suzanne Bands include:
Lynyrd Skynyrd
W.A.S.P.
Guns N' Roses
and Black Sabbath

You guys would be more believable if you weren't an LS Band, pick some members and STAY WITH THEM!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

10 bands

Refers to 10 $1000 stacks of money. $1000 dollars is rapped around a rubber band which is why it is called "10 bands".

Drake: I made 10 bands off tonights show
Lil Wayne: Boy i made 150 bands last night

by GraceRamirezfpn July 19, 2017

poopshitters the band

the best band yet

q have you heard of poopshitters the band
a yes

by HIGHLIZARDA June 3, 2021

band aid

A very short skirt on a girl. It is so short that it looks like she only has a small patch of cloth wrapped around her hips, hence band aid. So short, that anything besides standing will reveal too much.

"Damn that girl Ashley is wearing a sweet ass band aid."

by ShakeNBake1 April 20, 2007

novelty band

A band created in order to make people laugh, not a serious band.
Usually in a weird novelty form, IE: funny hats/faces.

See: The Cartoons

"ooooh eeeeh oooh aahhh ahhh ting tang walla walla bing bang"..wow thats pretty lame ...it has to be a novelty band's song.

by Trick0rz March 20, 2007

boy band

Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.

How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?

by AYB May 26, 2003

Band Kid

1. A kid in a band
2. More specifically a "Marching Band Kid"

Traits of a band kid:
1. Plays an istrument (or pretends to)
2. Can read music (or pretends to)
3. Wears a goofy uniform
4. Wears compfy but silly-looking shoes in either black or while with the heel cut off
5. Has two brains... or none at all

Drummers are a diverse bunch of band kids... some are super-smart (not many (-:) annd some are super-dumb (are not! They just think differently)

by Kaytee P January 13, 2004