happy chairs

It’s like musical chairs, but not. You have to be special to play it, only those who are happy can play, and the chairs themselves must also be happy
That’s happy chairs, it’s the best party game
by laughterinmanslaughter December 30, 2021
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Mango Chair

Daniel K has sexy mango chairs they sooo big ;)
Hey Daniel what sexy mango chairs you have.
by Itzyagirlskinnypenis January 29, 2020
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lazyman chair

the deluxe version of a lazyboy chair usually comes with an ottoboy
"yo dude, you gotta come over and check this lazyman chair i got"
by baby chynna November 28, 2009
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chair lock

To be not be able to move while being high
by SEXYNIPl35 May 13, 2015
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Chair Fucker

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is
"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"
by Gaythens June 16, 2018
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Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.
"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."
by joytoyboy September 27, 2022
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Chair Stalking

The act of hunting for a vacant chair and table to become free in a food restaurant, shopping precinct, cafe, etc. Usually in groups of two or more. Requires good eyesight and quick reflexes! Other people will compete as well.
Ged had bought his meal and was now stalking The chairs of people who looked like they might be about to leave. However, he has also noticed other chair stalking folk lurking close by, so he has to act fast!
by Kimi1984 January 03, 2011
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