Jock Itch

The sudden urge, often brought on by something on TV or some other sight to masturbate.

Dude, that picture of Amanda Fox in a bikini brought on some serious jock itch last night!

by Pwnography February 6, 2010

make me itch ill hit u bitch

old phrase used to describe the itchy iratated feeling u get when being bitched at thus making u wanna slap a bitch

Sally y didnt u stop where i told u to

Chuck youve been riding my ass all day like my granpa used to say u make me itch ill hit u bitch

by 468 51 July 15, 2010

itchtong

wart on penis

man, look at the size of that itchtong,i am jealous.

by sean osullivan July 26, 2003

itchin for a pimpin

Out of work prositute in need of a pimp.

Out of work prositute who needs rent money.

The out of work ho was "itchin for a pimpin."

by CobaltPimpin September 18, 2010

itchen college

the home of david bown.

Crimewatch- WANTED: David Bown. Last seen at itchen college.

by iloveitupthearsedaily January 21, 2011

Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.

Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.

by PhallusTangledByPubes September 30, 2012

Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.

Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?

by gpoops22 May 9, 2012