I'm good

Meaning a drug dealer has resupplied his drug supply and is ready to sell. Drug dealers will usually text their most frequent buyers saying "I'm good" so they know that they have resupplied and are ready to sell.

Dealer: I'm good
Buyer: Okay can I get a dub?
Dealer: Yeah I'm at my crib.
Buyer: Okay!

by Siincerity June 10, 2012

I'm with stupid

Something you often wear on your T-shirt when next to a sibling in a family photo.

Dad: Son, why does your shirt say "I'm with stupid"?
Son: Because I am with my brother!
Dad: You're adopted

by SomeIdiot0nTheWeb May 5, 2022

I'm moby

I way to say that you have a huge dick.

Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.

Do you have a big dick?
I'm moby.

by judge dredd7 November 14, 2012

i'm terrible

Last night I when to get ice-cream and when I ordered I asked for two instead of one, than I killed 3 kids in a drunk rage

I want to murder my family, I'm terrible

by CatDragon23 January 19, 2020

I'm chargin'

Whenever asked or made fun of for your dry spell, rebut with "Hey man, I'm chargin'"

Etymology: McGill, Montreal, Canada. As a defense to a charge by two roommates about of a lack of virility/action.

Guy 1: "Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months, bro."
Guy 2: "Whatever man,I'm chargin'"
Guy 1: "snap."

by mrawesometheawesome April 3, 2010

I'm Fine

It is two words that people use when they are not fucking well and for all those ignorant fucks out there that think a friend of yours is doing fine when they say that, NO! Start thinking my friend.

I'm Fine, you don't have to worry about me.

by ThatAaAaAaAasianGuy October 9, 2019

I'm sobbing

A word the majority of people on tiktok use, means you're laughing to the point of crying.

Minnie : Yo! Have you seen this tiktok?!
Mickey : LMAO, I'M SOBBING.

by FlamingoFeed May 12, 2021