Dirty Pirate Hooker

-A hooker in the early 1700s to late 1800s who serviced the bucaneers of ole, nowadays a common term to use towards a woman who has committed an act of betrayal or acted in a way characteristic of a dirty pirate hooker.
-Also to be used towards a woman who is a potential canidate to bone

Hey that kate girl is a real dirty pirate hooker, I wantz to bone her.

by Caspian April 4, 2005

Hockey dad

One bad mother fucker, literally. Not one to be taken lightly, and by no means don't fuck with one. To fuck with a hockey dad would more then often mean bein on the wrong end of an ass whoopin.

That hockey dad just put a beat down on that beseball dad, because he said baseball was better than hockey. Poor fool opened a can of whoop ass on himself, with such dumb comment.

by TV CAR March 5, 2010

hockey player

hottest kind of person out there. hands down. hockey players have sick flow and pay the price for a good performance.

I want a hockey player in bed.

by thegod March 15, 2008

housewife hooker

A homemaker who rents herself out part time to make extra cash, usually behind her husband's back.

Cheryl keeps the palace clean in the day, and fucks anything that moves by night. That's one fine housewife hooker.

by blix99 May 13, 2005

Hooker Cooker

A Tanning Bed, especially when overused.

That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.

by Fredvegas November 6, 2007

sit on your honkers

to kneel and sit on the balls of your feet.

by jj April 23, 2003

hooker wash

girls who dont have shower facilities or ample to shower would simply clean their tits, pits and pussy just like a hooker would after a performing a (trick).

Shit suzy, We're late for class and I gotta shower, fuck showering i only got time for a hooker wash

by limer March 4, 2005