Flotsam Hippie

A hippie that has no real opinion. They only copy other hippies' opinions. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense.

95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.

Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.

If you've ever used the term "spewing hate" you might be a flotsam hippie.....sorry.

by Flerpyderpypie August 27, 2016

Hippy Pound

448 grams - As opposed to a real pound, which is 453.59 grams.

Also known as a nigger pound, jew pound, chinese pound, or any-group-of-stereotypically-cheap-or-lazy-people pound.

Person 1: If an ounce of weed is 28 grams, then a pound of weed must weight 448 grams, right?

Person 2: No sir, that's a hippy pound. One ounce is actually 28.3495 grams. Therefor a pound is about 453.6 grams.

Person 1: Well damn..

by facehouse July 6, 2011

porch hippie

Annoying hippie that lives on his porch more than his house

That damn porch hippie kept me up all night parting on his porch

by Cdat0828 October 27, 2015

Halfpipe Hippie

A laidback outdoorsman whose only interest in sports & nature.

Person 1: Bro you’re such a tool. You’re always camping and skateboarding, go to the bars with us.
Person 2: What can I say, I’m just a halfpipe hippie.

by iTackleFatGirls April 9, 2023

hippie 40

A large 22 ounce bottle of strong, craft brewed beer such as Lagunitas, Dogfish Head, Revolution, or Sierra Nevada. Commonly found in the hands "heady" characters seeking a fat buzz and some chill vibes. Goes well with jam bands and cannabis.

Chad: "Yo dawgy dawg, let's go scoop some hippie 40s and hit up couch tour!"
Willie: "Yeah man"

by Doctor Ass December 14, 2013

Hippy Blow

A pure form of MDMA (ecstasy), also known by the slang term "Molly". It comes in powder form usually white, but sometimes yellowish or pinkish in color. A very popular drug at music festivals hence the name. Not to be confused with "Hippy Crack".

Steve took 2 tenths of some good hippy blow and has been rolling balls all night.

by JWILL8764 October 6, 2008

horse hippie

A horse hippie is a girl who is naturally very beautiful. However, rather than take care of their appearance, they would much rather spend all of their time being around horses, riding horses, cleaning their stalls and grooming them. A horse hippie is so in love with horses that they have no need for a man and there for have no desire to put on make up, comb their hair or smell nice. Traditionally horse hippies can be found walking around bare foot in horse stalls carrying bags of horse feed.

I met a girl this weekend that has a killer body and great face. But I am not even gonna bother asking her out because she is a full blown horse hippie and obviously has no desire for a man in her life.

by Wezz84 August 26, 2013