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Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
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work herpes

When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.
Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.
by AJB10129 November 23, 2023
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hotdog herpes

When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.
You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*
by _SirHumble January 4, 2023
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Herpes

The mob that engulfed the capitol was composed of herpes.
by Joy Lance January 7, 2021
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Trump Herpes

1). Any individual or group of people that support and follow Donald Trump's beliefs blindly. People who follow Donald Trump conspiracy theories. 2). People of low emotional IQ. 3). Immature and childish when faced with loss.
The rioters at the US Capitol were comprised of Trump Herpes.
by Joy Lance January 8, 2021
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internet herpes

The term given to men by militajt feminists on random internet message boards when they disagree with what you say but can't make a concise argument as to why.
"All men have Internet Herpes", writes user AllHailToTheQueen when she can't think of anything more intelligent to say.
by iLoveBroccoll June 9, 2022
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Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.
Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
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