Republican herpes

Covid-19

I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.

by Tarber April 6, 2022

patience herpes

(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.

Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.

Dude #2: Totally.

by dabomb20001 April 14, 2011

Herpe Derpe

Herpe Derpe is when you have herpes and still smash!!

Rannon will give you the Herpe Derpe

by Trolloppz September 20, 2024

Typo herpes

The process of mis-typing words that tends to sporadically affect other people

I caught your "typo herpes"

Stay away from Bobby... He has typo herpes!

by PsychoLogic1989 March 19, 2018

hotdog herpes

When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.

You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

Herpe Heathen

Her/py/He/than; Herpe Heathen-- Just like any other offensive name, a Herpe Heathen is a name often referred to a very well "Bitchy" person. Which for any one this can go more than one way depending on how you use it.

Jessica- "Wow! you are such a queer."
Vanessa-"Shut up you fucking herpe heathen!"

Dick-" You got what from who!? Sad to say man, but you are official a herpe heathen.

by Shloopz January 4, 2017

Herpes Pimple

A pimple around and very close to the mouth.

Max: Woah, does Stacey have the herp?!?!
Jason: No dude, she is just suffering from a bad herpes pimple.

by happyplatypus September 18, 2011