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Hebrew Teacher

A living joke, i flick off my Hebrew Teahcer, curse at her and yell fuck and stuff, and she doesn't notice. Hebrew teachers are not teachers, they are just Israelis the school hires for cheap.
Dr. Lurya: when you have a question, you must raise your finger
Me: ok you dumb fucking hebrew teacher *flicks her off*
Dr. Lurya: yes what is your question?
by foober sooob November 13, 2007
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herb

a person who is a pervert, a dirty individual, a person who has horrible hygiene, and is just a creepy human.
Stevens: Do you think I'm sexy?
Louie: No, sexy people brush their teeth.
Stevens: I brush my teeth.
Louie: When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
Stevens: Two Weeks Ago.

Stevens=Herb
by Louie Taint October 2, 2007
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Herberger

When an eye booger-like substance gets in or on a lady's genitals. Most do not know they have a herberger until flicked off. Herberger is a type of STD.
I was flicking my bean last night and all of a sudden I flicked a herberger off.
by duckfart01 April 8, 2017
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hebede-jebedez

I'm too hot to handle; you've heard this one before (goes best when used in a sentence with the word "babies," scabies, or even hendiadys
So why'd they make such a big deal out of one baby if Lindbergh had multiple babies, hebede-jebedez?

also: I cannot make your babies, hebede-jebedez
by Khata Yamamata June 2, 2003
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herb

typically a fat kid who trips balls on little amount of shrooms going to extreme levels such as constantly yelling, putting head in mailbox, pissing everyone off and saying he was tripping before he ate them because he was thinking about it. the tool who changes in appearance and personality to what ever group he suddenly joins having gotten getting kicked out and becomes a hypocrite. they love food more than their life and dont take shirts off on beach and are very big tools. they usually emphasize the word WOAH! whenever they are drunk or on some drug. they also make quiet meow sounds that you have to pay attention to hear.
yo that new kid that just transferred to our school is a complete herb, he showed up to school in a mustang wearing a leather jacket. what the fuck?

stop talkng to that kid hes a total hurb. cant you see him trying to suck those varsity players dicks and let them use him?

dude your drinking outta a keg by yourself your a total herb
by cam zaaaaa May 22, 2011
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Herbacide

Some pussy bitch who passes on delicious, mouth-watering, dank-ass Kush. This person must be removed from your "friends- circle" AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. They are a loser and dont deserve to smoke your shit.
Guy 1: Nah dude. I'm good. (passes blunt)
Guy2: Wow, you just commited serious herbacide. You're such a pussy bitch.
by BuddahWino September 1, 2011
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hebrew hammer

the hebrew hammer is Andrew Rosenthal he ushally tends to chill with JBM1023 on teh l33t xb0x @ll d@y.
"we need backup - backup what kind? uhmmm were gunna need the uhmmmm...hebrew hammer....WHAT!? the hebrew hammer only comes out in certain cercumstances. this is the circumstance. so wiat you need the hammer? YES NAO!!!!!!!
by teh l33t hax June 5, 2009
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