When a guy finishes sex with a woman by pulling his tube steak out of any of her orifices and cascading a hefty load that is so abundant that it coats her hair.
Tim- Did you get it in last night?
Me- Totally. Cristina was concussion-proof after the Cum Helmet I gave her.
Me- Totally. Cristina was concussion-proof after the Cum Helmet I gave her.
by MeezyGeezy March 30, 2012
Get the Cum Helmetmug. The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.
After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".
by nebakanezzar June 19, 2016
Get the lobster helmetmug. An abnormally large penis head
by Siiike June 17, 2014
Get the wwii helmetmug. by Alf August 12, 2003
Get the cheese helmetmug. by Dr. Alex Pieron May 10, 2005
Get the gonzo helmetmug. The British helmet is when a male gently places his genitals on top of a female companions head. The effect resembles that of an 1856 helmet of a British soldier.
Jenny was quietly reading in her favorite chair, when Shane rudely interrupted her by placing his balls on top of her head.
by Mike Jacobs June 29, 2005
Get the the british helmetmug. a colter helmet is some who sucks at football, thus getting hit alot leaves marks on your helmet showing you suck.
by leejrehs November 10, 2010
Get the colter helmetmug.