nowt-head

Deriving from the combination of the English slang term for nothing ('nowt') and the word head, as in, I have a pain in my head. Nowt-head is a descriptive term to identify someone without purpose or goal. Usually used as a derogatory term but not exclusively as one can describe one's self as a 'Nowt-head'

'stay away from that lad he's a proper nowt-head'

or
'I can't believe I have missed the bus to that job interview because I was masturbating, what a nowt-head I am'

by Dr Norman Bosbonovich February 4, 2013

Puff head

Get real .........means you vapor a lot.

I have a puff head headache

by THORICK April 15, 2015

Spud head

When someone has a head shaped just like a potato

Ian has a right spud head

by El huevo May 6, 2015

Lasik Head

When you give your partner head and their orgasm is so strong, they are temporarily unable to see straight.

I was eating my girls ass out while rubbing her pussy and she came so hard she couldn’t see for over a minute . She was so happy she said, “damn babe, that was that lasik head”.

by DonMarie October 29, 2017

farty head

Farty head is a insult to call someone who farts alot!!!!

OMG you're such a farty head GO AWAYYYYY!!!

by EZZZZZZZZZ345 January 6, 2018

weenie head

A person that is being difficult to communicate and/or interact with, purposely, just to be a dick.

Every time I try to relax and chill, my homeboy starts acting like a weenie head.

by ASAP SawyerSauce January 18, 2018

Footy headache

An imiginary illness one makes up to avoid socialising with his friends.

Jake - “Hey Ben.... wanna go out for a drink tonight?”

Ben - “can’t the boys. I have footy headache.... my head is throbbing from playing footy.”
Jake - “again? Is that even a thing?”
Ben - “yeh”
Jake - “no worries bro.”

by Snakekss11 June 14, 2019