A Hays is a last name, and it’s pride to have the name.If you ever come across a Hays and you piss the Hays off he or she will beat your ass! And also they are Loyal and heart -warming but as I said Don’t mess with a Hays.
by Quealogium September 26, 2018
by Blake Garcia December 17, 2018
by Maxmamanasdnfdg January 29, 2023
An advanced computer system designed by the CPA. Hay allows sounds from elephants to transfer from the BGU to the speaker. YAY HAY!
by Justin Timberlake XD1 May 09, 2021
An alternative to spelling the word "Hey". Invented by a kindergartener who was falsely deemed as a terrible speller (received a 50 on his latest spelling test). Widely mistaken as a plant or grass used to feed animals.
"Hey Chuck, pass me that barrel of hay over there, will ya?"
"It's pronounced 'hay', you dope."
"What's the difference?"
"Use 'hay' next time you fucking idiot!"
Note: We have just been informed that Chuck is the same kindergartner that used this word, he was later put into an insane asylum. Tell him I said "Hay" for me.
"It's pronounced 'hay', you dope."
"What's the difference?"
"Use 'hay' next time you fucking idiot!"
Note: We have just been informed that Chuck is the same kindergartner that used this word, he was later put into an insane asylum. Tell him I said "Hay" for me.
by BobWade1234 April 25, 2022
ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... Similar to the 'Glad Hand' (which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake) ... but differing in that a sharp- jerking 'karate chop' motion is used thereby releasing defecate and a highly unpleasant odor as her bowels unhinge and evacuate, usually onto your shoes (see Hollywood Shine Box). This odor is similar to Hai Karate; the popular 1970'S cologne, yet more organic.
" So I met this nice lady and after a few drinks we went out back behind a dumpster. I hiked up her skirt and snuck my hand around to the back of her DoJo. I gave her the Hai Karate in her Dumpster Sushi, real Myagi Style and she Daniel Son'd her 'wax off' all over my shoes. The smell was surreal bruh"
by WindoLickr February 21, 2022