granny chaser

An individual who finds interest (sexual, economic, etc.) In elders.

- Gurl, that b**ch stole my sugar daddy.
- Well, I guess you're not the only granny chaser in town anymore.

by Tantang March 21, 2018

Granny Penis

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.

Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.

by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018

granny fanny fuck

To fuck an oldie.
Old fuck expired sex 70yr old desperate virgin sex b4 death

Dude? You ok?
"Yeah, i had a granny fanny fuck last night"
Oh shit! How was that?!
"The bitch was 80 man! I had to revive her with my dick!"

by Louis Lostes September 16, 2018

Granny Queef

When u queef and ur a granny

Grandma just did a granny queef

by slimy_soldier666 April 29, 2019

Granny Dick

When you ask your grandma to sew your dick to your homies dick.

Jamie: Hey check it out me and Lucas got Granny Dick
Lucas: Fucken oath

by [bj] NickGurr September 25, 2019

Granny Stamp

A lipstick mark left by an old woman who might or might not be a grandmother.

Eww! That granny stamp was moist!

Did you just get granny stamped?

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

Granny Slapper

Someone who is such a savage that they smack anyone even your grandmother

Im A Granny Slapper Nigga

by FishCock1334193 January 20, 2020