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Selena Gomez

another all-purpose Disney star (singing, acting, screwing all the managers and actors, writers, producers, pretty much anyone that would help her claw her way to the top) who was supposed to be the next Miley Cyrus,but she was only in the Disney spotlight for like 5 minutes before Demie Lavato came into the picture and booted her out.

fuck, theyr all the same, see if I give a shit about it.
doucher one:Hey, did you hear the new Selena Gomez song?

doucher two:omg no, Im all about Demey Lavoto now, shes so pretty, and you can barely even tell that her chin is the size of uranus!

doucher three:what about Miley Cyrus...?

doucher two:ew no one likes that poser anymore!

sensical person:FUCK!! THEYR ALL FUCKING POSERS! YOU CANT BE A HAPPY LITTLE DISNEY STAR AND WEAR BLACK NAIL POLISH AND ALSO BE A "ROCKER"!! THEYR ALL SCREWING THEYR WAY TO THE TOP ANYWAY!
by xxRockyourfaceoffxx February 16, 2009
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gombos

a purple dinosaur who lives wit his best friend dilly at home and in college. he only goes out with one shoe on and responds to the name 'stevie'. he has a strong loathing for his neighbor leavitt, and he has random outbursts where he breaks shit in his room and is forced to listen to his ipod in the closet so he can calm down. known for having only eight and a half toes, he works at the local sticker factory and eats half pieces of cheese and gives the other half to his kitten lyla and friend MoJo. he never learned how to ride a bike, and his favorite pasttime is opening and closing the blinds of his elementary school cafeteria. he met a girl named lauren who is allergic to gluten, which means she cant eat bread. and so he also developed the allergy and then decided to live with birds in the wild for awile. oh and he works for santa in his spare time.
"NO NO DILLY!!"
"ohhh look at mee, i am gombos and i wear red shirts and spend all my money on fuzzy jackets and nice sneakers. i like apple pie from phantom farms and i have a scab on my left shin from falling on the ground."
by Kite Runner November 27, 2007
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gomorrahmy

In contrast to Sodomy, Gomorrahmy (to Gomorrahmize), refers to an even more unnatural act, namely, that of creating a completely new orifice, as by violence.
You are so hot...I just want to take a knife and Gomorrahmize you. I freaking love Gomorrahmy!!!
by Ramiz January 15, 2008
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GOMS

G.O.M.S acronym for Grumpy old Man syndrome, ofen found in teachers, and rich grandfathers.
''damn that guy is mean, he must have GOMS''
by GOOBLE PLEASE February 21, 2010
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goma

spanish for "gum"
mexican slang for opium
Nos gusta fumar goma
(We like to smoke opium)
by Felipe May 11, 2004
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Gomp

Any mentally retarded person.
Usually the word implies the retarded person is profoundly retarded and leaking fluids such as spittle, has cake between their fingers, spaghetti sauce on their face, cocked eyes, and a VERY loud voice.
That fucking gomp crushed my kitten's head with his superhuman strength.
by Duderoo June 27, 2009
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gome

The act of ejaculating during anal sex. Only valid when describing orgasm during anal sex.
Last night, I gomed her.
by superandy & the cobra June 18, 2009
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