Youtube Gold

An event, action, etc. that if recorded and posted on youtube, would spark mass viewing and numerous hits.

Guy 1: Dude did you just see Mike eat shit off those stairs!

Guy 2: Yeah man that was youtube gold!

by xxrunner90 May 2, 2009

Fried gold

Again,invented by Nick Frost and popularized by the movie Shaun of the Dead. However, I believe the intended meaning stems not from something being hot enough to fry gold, but rather a combination of the appreciations for things made of gold, and fried foods; as if the only way gold could be any more valuable is if it were battered and deep fried. (Mmmmmmm, fried gold..) This also seems very befitting of Nick Frost's character.

Q: "What'd you think of that movie last night?"
A: "Absolute fried gold, loved it."

"Look at that hot rod, what a piece of fried gold."

by BC Watkins November 4, 2005

Fucking Gold

A phrase used to describe how great something is.

Nick: "I got my car's headlamps working again."
Erik: "Thats fucking gold bro."

by TheFlyingHighwayMan August 23, 2011

jew gold

Jew gold is the term for the little bags of gold that Hebrew and Shebrew people wear around their necks. They also have a little bag of fake gold around their necks to distract people from the real gold.

Give me your jew gold.

by JTFROMNL September 18, 2008

Golden Load

The Golden Load is a move similar to the Golden Shower, but is sneaky. It's the act of giving a facial after sex or blowjob, but instead of rewarding the lucky woman (or man) with a sticky wad, you begin to piss upon their face.

*Warning, this may lead to some unwanted conflicts or the knowledge of a weird fetish by your significant other.

Alex: Oh my god dude, funniest shit ever.
Derek: What man? What?!?!?
Alex: So lastnite when Amanda was giving me head, I totaly pulled out and told her I was about to cum, but instead I gave her the Golden Load and I pissed on her face. Caught her off gaurd so bad.
Derek: What the fuck? Really?
Alex: No, I was joking.
Derek: Alright, that'd be gross.
Alex: It was actually your mom.

by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 25, 2008

Golden Ticket Idea

An idea that later blows up in your face, per The Office.

Micheal- "We need a golden ticket idea?"
Pam- "Is that an idea that later blows up in your face"

by Trumangreen23 March 12, 2009

golden gong

a sexual act in which a woman performs oral sex on a man and prior to ejaculation, the man urinates in her mouth; immediately after this, the man removes his still erect penis from the woman's mouth and slaps her in the cheek with it.

Man, I tried giving my girlfriend the golden gong last night, but she spit all my pee out when I pulled out.

by eproctophilia April 2, 2009