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A Gentleman's Calling-Card 

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.
1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!

Mississippi Gentleman 

A style of upper lip hair, or mustache, that is grown for the month of Movember by a facial hair novice. The growth begins with good intentions and lofty goals of achieving facial hair glory like a Tom Selleck, Dapper Dandy, or the Bandito. The male feels his new nose foliage elevates him to a distinguished member of society. But alas, his proud fur patch is no grander than the unkempt brown lawn of a poorly educated Mississippi man who uses strings of partly burnt out Christmas lights to illuminate his beer can filled trailer.
Jamie tried to go all in for Movember, but never accomplished more than a scraggly Mississippi Gentleman.

The Gentleman's Cut 

Noun: A style of hair introduced to the world via the Andrew DeWitt Show (podcast). If you ask for the gentleman's hair cut the hair dresser will cut your hair however he or she feels is fit for a gentleman.
Man: I would like the gentleman's cut.
Hairdresser: The what?
Man: You know, something modern.

*Gets out clippers

Northern Gentleman

A term used to describe a guy who appears to be amazing but eventually turns out to be ordinary.
He used to be so sweet & then he turned into a northern gentleman...

perfect gentleman 

The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.

This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*
perfect gentleman by amulet_1972 October 20, 2008

White Trash Gentleman

THe unfortunate happenstance when a natural bro is raised with only sisters. Much like a bro the WTG will wear flat-brimmed caps, a lot of black, but prefers skin or a wife-beater. SOmetimes it's hard to tell that they do this, as they will wear extremely bright colored shirts, and even the occasional polo.However, they tend to drive old sports cars or trucks.WTG's tend to date non-Bro Hoes, but lust after the Bro Hoe type. THey also tend to claim to be hopeless romantics, but hardly ever act on said claim.. The longer a girl dates a WTG the more broish he will become. The gentleman side of them comes out whe their girl is in distress. THey will handle the situation calmly, and act very sweet. However, as soon as teh girl completes her emotional recovery, the bro will come back with a vengeance. The WTG will then demand either a beer, a sandwhich or both.
Lisa: I don't understand, we were having a wonderful talk, and as soon as I admitted that I was being irrational, he told me to make up for it I needed to go get him a beer.

Jena: I told you he was a white trash gentleman.