fur stretched

a term used to describe a woman who is going to have sex. A trapper skins his catch and stretches the fur over a board to cure.

I see Jenny is all dressed up for the evening. Maybe she is going out to get her fur stretched.

by tl_terry March 24, 2010

Fee fur

Something you say when an unfortunate event occurs.

Steve: I locked myself out of my house yesterday. Then I finally got in, and saw that my dog had crapped all throughout the house because I couldn't get in to let him outside.

Danny: Fee fur.

by BaseHit5 December 22, 2009

Ass furred

The art of pulling one's pants down and putting one's bare ass on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them.

Brody: "How was your night?"

Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."

by Rainbow Stalin January 14, 2011

Fur Beach

When one finds him or herself going to a beach in hope of finding a hairy lover

Grab your sun tan lotion, we're going to fur beach!

by Ptak38 December 15, 2010

Fur Pocket

A Place somewhere in the fur of cartoon characters, where they keep important things that they can somehow inexplicably pull out of nowhere. This `nowhere` is actually a fur pocket.

Eg. Grimace keeps a map in his fur pocket in the adventures of Ronald MacDonald.

by Jessie6693 October 3, 2010

Fur Tumor

A fur tumor is when an animal gets their fur so matted up and such, -caked with mud maybe- that it literally seems like its part of the animal...

Guy 1: Woah! Did you see the vet cut off Fluffys fur tumor?

Guy 2: Yeah, biggest fur ball I ever seen!

by EmmaTheLeoaprd June 28, 2010

Fur Dinkum

The capacity of a homosapien to detect an extraordinary piece of fur that is ridin’ solo or worn by the likes of. It becomes their audacity to declare the words ‘fur dinkum’, as recalled by its counterpart ‘fair dinkum’. Essentially, it means this piece of fur is for real ( fake or not!)

However, it can be used to replace ‘fair dinkum’ in that everything that you agree with, becomes ‘fur dinkum’

Scenario One
Lady in red, wearing a foxy fox on her debonair shoulders walks past.....
Kylie: That is fur dinkum!

Scenario Two
Kylie: Are you going to watch Nrth Melbourne lose this weekend?
Clark: I dunno, what do you reckon Sahara?
Sahara: Fur Dinkum

by Clarey06 May 20, 2011