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Toaster fucker

A toaster fucker is someone who cares for the toaster and sexuality likes toasters
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that

care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.
!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!

A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.
Toaster fucker by Tech-priest April 20, 2022

Brother Fucker 

a friend who hooks up with your brother
my bestie Bailey is a brother fucker and I actually don't mind it!

Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker

Basically the Alien female from Avatar who likes to have sex with the human, her 10 foot tall, him about 6 foot and in a wheel chair, that's like an average human having sex with a midget, but she's an alien.
See Avatar (2009) - "I see you" blah blah, yeah, well what I see is that you are an Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker, freaky!

run the tags mother fucker 

When you're so drunk whilst getting arrested that you yell nonsensical things at the cop
Cop: "ma'am, what is your name?"
Drunk woman: "run the tags mother fucker!

sheep fucker 

sheep fucker by StaceyIlene November 17, 2005

housemate fucker 

Dude who lives with you but fucks you over with rent and bill money - and then lies about it.
Using bill money to Gamble on the Greyhounds.