Fridge without a handle

Wet blanket.

Me: You're being such a fridge without a handle.

by fridgewithoutahandle June 12, 2019

Fridge

A human who is legally labeled as an fridge

The "fridge" was used in ways of awesomenous

by Elvis Presley September 19, 2019

Pepper in the fridge

When a dillhole tries to kilk you with his secret sex hand sign
But he's actually just stupid
Put that pepper in the fridge and let it chill tf out

Boy: shocker bitch
Girl: time to put the pepper in the fridge

by Musicalsoup September 25, 2019

Fridges

An expression used when you are mad or confused.

Fridges! I didn't do the laundry yesterday!

by El Burrito Man May 30, 2018

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

fridge nut

When you have cold balls

“I have fridge nuts!”

by Nicolicious2020 December 16, 2017

office fridge

Demon hellscape on Earth filled with rotten fish and hummus that some poor unfortunate soul has to clean annually. Or it just rots and becomes sentient.

Travis left his fucking fishdick sandwich in the office fridge and now it's grown legs and is self-aware.

by Emmie The Spiteful January 2, 2018