French Nap

To Fall asleep while holding your phone

Camille had a french nap

by Crytopsy88 December 16, 2014

French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.

Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!

by KStagK November 17, 2013

Roy French

A bad ass mother fucker with a long dong that is surprisingly intelligent. Generally pretty chill but not someone you want to piss off.

The award for most dope ass mutha fucka goes to Roy French.

by Dixie Nurmeous June 23, 2016

Jenna French

Most beautiful and sexy girl alive. Tall and independent doesnt need a man to get through life.

wow shes such a jenna french

by Puppylover201 November 5, 2016

French whip

When a vicious french person attacks you with a towel in the lockerroom.

The vicious french guy in class gave me a french whip.

by Lawand1709 November 11, 2016

french sword

A baguette

I want to have a duel with a French sword in the bread aisle!

by Sharika January 26, 2016

French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.

Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019