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Doctor flake

Someome who has 8 years experience in flaking
Jacob knight is the perfect example of a Doctor flake
by Seadevil god August 5, 2018
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Ivory Flake

Ivory Flake - 99 and 44/100% pure flake
That Ivory Flake got drunk and drove into the lake.
by al gee January 13, 2008
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Cum Flakes

After semen is set in the sun for a long period of time, it may become hard and brittle. This is known as "cum flakes."
His cum dried up into brittle flakes called cum flakes after it set in a tissue for a week.
by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016
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Twit-flake

A combination of the words "Twitter" and "snowflake." Someone on Twitter that gets really defensive over something that's (overall) trivial. This can also apply to politics, gaming, tv shows, etc. They'd mostly throw out derogatory terms like "racist", "homophobic", "ableist", etc. usually deriving from places like Tumblr.
This person on Twitter is being a twit-flake because someone made a sarcastic joke. So they decided to call the person "racist." Then the other person came out saying it was sarcastic. The twit-flake decided to call that person "ableist" since they didn't include "/s" in the middle of their joke. Even though it was easy to identify as sarcasm even without "/s."
by TheBlankOne November 24, 2020
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Bill flake

When out for dinner with a group of friends, it is someone who underpays their portion of the bill
No don’t invite Bruce, he is such a bill flake
by Am1717 July 11, 2022
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Flake

(Noun)
Used to describe someone unreliable who constantly makes or agrees on plans to catch up or makes promises to help out, then either cancels at the last minute or just doesn't show at all without any explanation, and may give excuses you have come to suspect over time are lies. They do this not because they are forgetful, are disorganised because of having ADHD, an illness that can flare up, or have actual emergencies they need to attend to, but because they wilfully decided upon something better to do or just couldn't be bothered.

This is often a person who is weak in character, has little willpower, and lacks tenacity and may consider a social engagement promise or appointment to be a flexible arrangement. They can find it too boring to do something serious or constructive when they could be off having fun, and become impatient or feel unstable when they are not feeling that they are having a wild time. They tend to be careless with their responsibilities towards others and inconsiderate of those they are inconveniencing. Possibly has a personality disorder or addiction problems.

They can be someone who is never in anything for the long haul despite having professed to have committed to it. It could relate to their general staying power in a job or a relationship.

(Adj., flaky) describing a person who is flake as in the above definition.

(Verb (intr.), flake)
The act of ditching plans with in favour of something better or out of plain laziness.
(Noun: flake)
"Cynthia let me know she'd help me clean the house every week until the job is finished. I'm not hanging out for her all weekend this time. I know she won't ring or show. She always promises the moon and never delivers. She's cancelled twice in the past six weeks and the rest of the time I just don't hear from her. Probably off enjoying herself with friends or nursing a hangover from Saturday night. She is such a flake."

(Adjective: flaky)

"I'll give her relationship with her current girlfriend three weeks; she is so flaky."

(Verb: flake/flaked)

"Why do I even trust any of his promises? It's been three hours since he said he was coming. He's totally gone and flaked on me again."
by Starbright11 March 16, 2019
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Flake Chump

A guy who is flaky and never agrees to plans. He always bails out last minute. Usually is sensitive and sad underneath, and just needs some friends to stick by his side.
He is such a flake chump, he never leaves his house and always flakes out last minute. No wonder he has no friends and always listens to sad music
by urbandictionarylegendword March 9, 2019
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