Pussy Fibers

This is what you would call a vagina that is not waxed or shaved

Pussy Fibers:

1. a vagina that has their pubic hair in tact.

2. pubic hair that's barely growing from a previous wax/shave

by sweetondavid April 24, 2014

Guy Fiering

To cum in someones hair. In reference to Guy Fieri's shitty bleached cum-looking hair.

To Guy Fieri
Past tense: Guy Fieri
"... and before I came she moved her hair out of the way so I wouldn't end up Guy Fiering her."
"I somehow accidentally Guy Fieried myself."

by guyfierimeat June 13, 2015

bean filer

To ram that bean (clitoris) so hard/ fast you file that shit down

I rammed her so hard lastnight you might as well call me the bean filer

by beansalad March 26, 2016

Queef filter

Tampon

She need more queef filters from the store.

by Jamesanderson1987 May 17, 2016

daddy fieri

guy fieri as a sex symbol

"Snap my good ass and blast me all the way to Flavortown, Daddy Fieri"

by analdeyrey69! February 28, 2017

semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.

Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*

by 508gang July 5, 2017

Jack Filered

When having sex. If the male is very dominant, and has a vigorous technique - leaving the girl with a vagina as open as the Mexican border it is often stated they have been JACK FILERED.

He was fuckin massive last night, my fanny was gaping! He proper Jack Filered me, my nigga.

by Jizzlamic State May 30, 2018