Federal Reserve Banks

The private banks of the Federal Reserve.

The Federal Reserve banks are no more federal than Federal Express.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

Bieber Fever

An extremely deadly STD or fever. Early forms started showing up in Stratford, Ontario Canada(mid 1993) after a woman by the name Patricia Lynn Mallette allegedly had sexual intercourse with a mentally retarded chimp and produced a high pitched, homosexual, mentally retarded son, known as Justin Bieber. Patricia is known worldwide for creating the disease and there had been many assassination attempts on her after numerous VHS tapes that had videos of her having sex with the chimp. The disease has notably started on March 1st, 1994 but it was a small concern after not many had symptoms. However on January 15th, 2007 a small spike of the disease had started in parts of the US and Canada. Between then and July 2011, over 500 million cases had been reported, all from girls between the ages of 3 and 100 and some rare cases from gay males, with parents becoming extremely terrified of their daughters actions and resorted to murdering them, locking them in a room or closet, throwing them out on the street, selling them or basically doing anything to get rid of the girl to prevent the spread of the disease. As of now, there are no cures. There is no hope for humanity. All we can do is blame that one Canadian woman and the child she produced with the chimp.

Parent - Oh my God, please help my pre-pubescent daughter! She has Bieber fever.

by 33y3yirp4 July 10, 2011

fefe

'fee-fee'; Noun; 1. A contraption, commonly used by prisoners, usually made out of common household materials such as cloth and paper towles that is used for manual sexual stimulation.;
2. Noun; A frequently used name for a pet.

How doo you likeaa yeorr feeefeee?

by TenL July 15, 2003

Matzoh Fever

The uncontrollable urge of a Goyim (gentile) to have sex with a Jewish person.

Me: Wow, Sarah Silverman is Hot! She gives me the Matzoh Fever.
Jimmy: Yeah, I know what you mean. I hope her pussy is Kosher, cuz I'd eat that any time.

by jbszee March 14, 2009

font fever

In instant messaging, when one copies and pastes into an IM and for the rest of the conversation (or until he or she closes the IM window), his or her typing is stuck in the font and/or color of the pasted selection. Often abbreviated as "ff."

(In this example, CAPS lock denotes a different font)

Laura821: Hahaha look! JONAS BROTHERS' MOM SAYS 'THEY ARE MEN. THEY HAVE DESIRES.'

Laura821: MAYBE THOSE FIVE YEAR OLDS WILL GET TO BANG THEM AFTER ALL

Laura821: AW MAN, FF. I'VE CAUGHT THE JOBROS' FONT FEVER.

by feveredtypist June 15, 2009

Office Fever

Feeling crazy at work inside an office.

The accountant experienced office fever when the photocopy machine malfunctioned; he initiated a heated argument with it.

by strawberryx May 18, 2011

White Coat Fever

1)Fear of going to the doctor or dentist.
2)High blood pressure due to anxiety about surgery or dental work.

The dentist couldn't pull my wisdom teeth today because my blood pressure was too high. Could be due to White Coat Fever.
I can't make my appointment today because I have White Coat Fever. I'll have to reschedule.

by Beewea October 16, 2010