Evan Eberlin

One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.

Damn Evan Eberlin took your whole meth stash.

by UnionShittyPa May 6, 2020

Blue Evans

When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy

Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021

Evan and dino

Big amounts of gay

Guy1: hey look at Evan and dino making out guy 2: yeah that's gross

by Big gaymer April 10, 2019

Tristan Evans

Tristan is a hot, sexy, cute and is 1/4 of British boy band The Vamps. He is recently engaged to Anastasia smith. Tristan is from Deven and next year (2019) is the first year The Vamps will be introducing Deven into their tour.

Brad: Aww have you seen Tristan Evans today?
James: Yeah he’s so hot
Connor: I agree

by TheVampsTris July 10, 2018

Sweaty Evan

A player that produces so much sweat while playing FIFA, that he actually causes sea levels to rise which evidently leads to Global Warming

Wow, this n00b on FIFA 12 really is a Sweaty Evan.

by taterbrains January 1, 2012

evan fong

A funny youtuber . has lots of friends to play with,mostly likes games and/or plays them evry day.

Evan Fong how are you?

by DeCePTiOnIzE August 23, 2016

Evan Peters

Evan Peters is the hottest man on the planet. He is of belonging to me.

Madi: Evan Peters is mine.

Morgyn: He is obviously mine.

(Evan Peters belongs to Morgyn)

by stoopidmoogan January 15, 2020