The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.
"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "
by Will DaBeast June 4, 2019
Get the hulk erectionmug. A huge boner.
by TheChinita November 15, 2018
Get the monster erectionmug. by A Non-Emus May 13, 2018
Get the Res-erectionmug. A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.
Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!
Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.
Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.
by Raven kidder October 9, 2015
Get the Erection lawmug. An erection which a man experiences from intrusive gay or other unwanted thoughts which they can’t stop. When they have this kind of erection they don’t feel any romantic or sexual attraction.
I need help, I’m experiencing gay thoughts that i have no interest in and it’s giving me an organic erection.
by AndrewTheOne September 24, 2023
Get the Organic Erectionmug.