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Erection law

A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.
Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!

Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.
by Raven kidder October 9, 2015
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Organic Erection

An erection which a man experiences from intrusive gay or other unwanted thoughts which they can’t stop. When they have this kind of erection they don’t feel any romantic or sexual attraction.
I need help, I’m experiencing gay thoughts that i have no interest in and it’s giving me an organic erection.
by AndrewTheOne September 24, 2023
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Erection enemy

Someone who sends you an unsolicited dick pic, especially on Facebook Messenger.
This guy keeps sending me pictures of his junk randomly. He’s definitely an erection enemy!
by anonymous May 25, 2023
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erective class

when the dick is fire from a man for a woman and you should get a credit card from her for it.
The erective class was part of the couple’s plans for marriage.
by Coop Dupe October 28, 2021
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Res-erection

An erection received while sleeping from a sex dream so good that you wake up.
"I dreamt about Julie last night, and it gave me a res-erection."
by A Non-Emus May 13, 2018
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