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Erection enemy

Someone who sends you an unsolicited dick pic, especially on Facebook Messenger.
This guy keeps sending me pictures of his junk randomly. He’s definitely an erection enemy!
by anonymous May 25, 2023
mugGet the Erection enemymug.

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.
Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.
by SenorSloth October 6, 2016
mugGet the glass erectionmug.

Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.
My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.
by Frank Palace June 27, 2022
mugGet the Insure-Erectionmug.

monster erection

by TheChinita November 15, 2018
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Res-erection

An erection received while sleeping from a sex dream so good that you wake up.
"I dreamt about Julie last night, and it gave me a res-erection."
by A Non-Emus May 13, 2018
mugGet the Res-erectionmug.

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