Eli U

The biggest cock sucker in history. The fakest bitch you will ever meet

Fuck Eli Unruh

by AHSDogs December 19, 2019

Ely Brooks

big dick daddy one with the ladys a master of one night stands

ely brooks is the best

by home less man November 1, 2021

Eli Matzke

A VSCO Boy who loves pickles, he is also in love with a VSCO Nightbot

Eli Matzke and Nightbot make a cute couple.

by YTHacker August 22, 2019

the eli curse

deez nuts

the eli curse is sucking on deez nuts

by bootyclencher May 5, 2021

Eli Howard

A stinky man who’s addicted to the green plant, rumour has it his mum lives off benefits and he’s got black under his nails

Eli Howard

give us 20 quid from your mums benefits

by Norton September 20, 2020

Eli Tonder

Probably the best boyfriend to ever exist, really.

He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.

I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3

Eli Tonder: *Insert every synonym of perfect*

by PineappleFlex August 7, 2022

eli glover

one bad motherfucker

that guy eli glover was a demon!

by imthemuffinman March 27, 2023