Angry Elephant

The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.

Great for warding off Bears.

Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.

Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.

by Von Wolfhouse January 20, 2021

Elephant Birth

Something so horrifying that you have to compare it to Elephant Birth

Guy A:Check out my fidget spinner
Guy B:That is Elephant Birth

by ImHalfPig August 24, 2018

Human Elephant

When a Male puts his anus to a females forhead creating suction with his butthole. The legs acts as the ears of the creature, the balls are the eyes and the penis is the trunk draped over the females nose. This combination makes the human elephant.

Wow Tom you and Martha do a great human elephant!

by Hung Bill January 3, 2022

The Elephant's Foot

When your homeboy is showering and you go in there to take a shit and leave it in the toilet, allowing the steam from the shower to ruminate the area... akin to the elephant's foot left at chernobyl

"Bro, I just did The Elephant's Foot to Brandon, he's gonna be so pissed bro"

by 5StarTongueLacrosseRecruit May 27, 2022

elephant brothers

When 2 uncircumcised guys have sex with a girl at once.

We elephant brothered the shit outta that girl! We are now elephant brothers!

by CharlesMonroe February 21, 2015

elephant in the room

A large two ton grey coloured mammal that has entered into a traditionally human only habitat

Pete did you leave the patio doors open again ?
No why?
Well because there's an elephant in the room again!

by DJ Babyshaker November 20, 2016

Pink elephant

Something so obvious (like a pink elephant), but nobody says a word- like it doesn't even exist, making the the whole circumstance very akward.

Julia: He brought Angelina to the dinner?
Jennifer: Yes! And it was so akward- everybody knew Angelina was the girl he was seeing before we broke up, but nobody said a word!! She was, without a doubt, the pink elephant of the night!

by Hdsweetpea September 3, 2006