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shed an egg

When you are having sex with a woman and she starts her period during intercourse.
“I was banging out Susan last night, and when I pulled out she totally shed an egg on me.”
by VStone November 26, 2017
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Sataned eggs

They're like Deviled eggs, but when secretly made with copious amounts of hot sauce they become hellishly, unbearably hot. Truly, they've become SATANED EGGS!
Holy shit Daniel! These aren't Deviled eggs, they're Sataned eggs! PASS ME THE MILK, HURRY!!!
by Telephony February 21, 2018
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burnt eggs

by MrCaptn September 6, 2016
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Egg chode

Slang for da timbies, used to express a mad skilled player.
Oatmeal “Broooo that kids fucking egg chode man... did you just see him body that blind kid.” Cpet “ what a fucking faggot man those blind kids glasses are sooo gay coach!!!!!”
by We’d December 5, 2019
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Tramp Egg

Whe a homeless person deficates in a public area the resulting fecal matter is know as a Tramp Egg.
Oh my days did you see the size of that tramp egg!! i think im guna be sick..
by ClitNinja March 3, 2011
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Awkward Eggs

Basically what came before the more well-known "Awkward Turtle". It still uses hand motions, but in this case, you put both hands into fists and move them simultaneously in a forward, twisting motion of the wrists. This is used for moments that are genuinely awkward, but you'll say "Awkward Eggs" and preform the respective motions, which makes it just that much more awkward. Also used when one wants to point out the awkwardness in a situation, but doesn't want to look stupid by preforming the "Awkward Turtle".
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.
As used as an inside joke:
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.

As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".
by Vivian Erikson March 18, 2011
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egg tooth

Somebody who has vile yellow teeth such as a student at merchants academy.
BradJames has egg tooth
by sexydick123 October 21, 2011
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