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Edge, The Rated R Superstar Rulez!!!!
by Edge Head 4 Ever May 21, 2006
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Straight Edge

What one proclaims to be when they cannot handle themselves under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol and are too ugly to hook a hottie.
Josh is a total bitch so he calls himself straight edge.
by betterthanyou4sure June 29, 2008
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Straight Edge

someone who desperately needs to identify with a group, to fit in.

often stands on a soapbox and preaches the benefits of being better than other people.

the average period one is straight edge for : about 1 yr. although they will praise themselves as "edge for life".

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i put these X's on my hand because im straight edge.. duh.
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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straight edge

a movement created by the government targeting ignorant punk rocking teenagers. they don't have casual sex because they can't get any pussy. if they did, they wouldn't be against it. even though people who drink and get high don't have a problem with people who don't, straight edgers have a problem with them because straight edgers are arrogant.
the straight edge movement is often associated with "music" played by people who have no ability to play their instrument. they compensate by turning their amplifiers up to the point where the "music" loses clarity and becomes unaudible loud noise. the people at the concerts pretend to like the noise because to them, everyone else seems to be enjoying it.
like all trends, straight edge will die out eventually, and the teens who were once part of it will grow up and not be able to get a job because noone wants to hire a someone with X's tattood all over them.
so the next time a straight edge hassles you and slaps a beer out of your hands, kindly break the bottle of his head.
Bob: Hey Bill, let's go find some people who aren't straight edge and impose our will upon them, then tell them they are inferior!
Bill: OK!
by jeff132 September 27, 2005
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Straight Edge

Straight Edge, is a label that was born out of punk music. Someone who doesn't, take in substances that effect the body(ie drugs not necessarily illegal), potentially doesn't eat meat. Will not engage in casual sex. Someone who dislikes drugs but is not original or secure enough to just say "I don't do drugs". A person who identifies as such is a loser, not because of their actions but because they apply the stupid label to themselves. for example, "Your just a stupid stoner!" "No, you twit I happen to be a guy who likes to smoke pot". They also have a affinity for stupid triple X tattoos as well
Beer guy"Hey want a beer"
straightedge" No I'm straight edge, i live a pure lifestyle"
Beer "All you had to say was no thanks.. !"

Example of non-asshole

guy1" take a hit"
guy2 "I don't smoke, but thanks"
guy1 "Thats cool, more for the rest of us"
by bobbyjack75 July 18, 2009
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Edge Fuck

Some one who is dramatic shocking or different but is trying too hard.

Emos and goths can be edge fucks but so can nearly any one else who is just trying way too hard to be dark and different. Changing your voice to be deeper and 'scary' or doing the kawaii high pitched voice is another thing edge fucks do.
"I love dead pool XD " or "I listen to REAL metal" or "Hi im richard z k" or "I read edgar allan po" or "I bet you havent seen this movie its too obscure and dark" or "LOL I say such crazy things"

"wow you're such an Edge fuck"
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edgeless

Lemonade left me edgeless and wanting more
by @MrNotwane May 27, 2016
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