Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.
After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.
by vagrant_real-estate_agent July 4, 2012

Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
by YAWA March 25, 2021

by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009

by cooey November 10, 2008

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

by Thanasimp May 30, 2021

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level
person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?
person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on
person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on
person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011
