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Comfortably Dumb

Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.
After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.
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Dumbness Abounds

It's universal. The generalized, abhorrant and marginally offensive base-line of human ignorance.
Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?
by YAWA March 25, 2021
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Idiot dumb

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.
"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"
by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009
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fuckin' dumb

(adj.) (fuk-in dum) something that's fuckin' dumb!
"...This website's fuckin' dumb!"
by cooey November 10, 2008
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dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.
DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.
by Alex Danish April 21, 2018
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dumb _marina_kinnie

Why do you talk about dumb _marina_kinnie so much Thana?”
“ Because they're hot.”
by Thanasimp May 30, 2021
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dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level
person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011
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