by TheRealYEET#5332 March 01, 2021
when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level
person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?
person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on
person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on
person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
by cameltoexofxcamelot May 31, 2011
Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-
(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-
(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018
Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.
After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.
by vagrant_real-estate_agent July 01, 2012
A bald, retarded guy who is featured in Troydan’s youtube channel. He is a 40 overall in 2k and is an absolute god at basketball.
by JoeCheeseley March 12, 2020
When your peers attempt to communicate information, but do so in such a convoluted and confusing manner that you actually become dumber by interacting with them.
Afflicted by the dumb effect, Sydney finds it increasingly difficult to engage in everyday intellectual conversation with other adults outside of work.
by Aerin E. December 11, 2007