downtown business district

A males crotch / groin area.

Why isn't Derek playing short-stop?

"He was, but then a ground ball bounced up and hit him in the 'downtown business district' -- if you know what I mean -- and he had to come out of the game."

OUCH!

by mike87111 November 22, 2013

downtownish

Somewhere within 10 city blocks of downtown.

I'll be downtownish around 5 p.m. today. Where exactly do you want to meet?

by SpokaneTodd August 20, 2014

downtown cleve

When an old man has a midlife crisis and makes a young chick feel sorry for him resulting in disturbing sexual relations.

Old man: My wife hates me and I just bought a yellow pickup truck.
College chick: OMG I'm so sorry, that truck is totes cool though.

Old man: Thanks, by the way, my name is Cleve, aka downtown Cleve.

by Masterseif January 10, 2014

downtown traffic

Getting busy between a woman's legs; going down on a woman

Downtown traffic was heavy this evening.

by lalaluscious February 7, 2014

Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.

Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."

by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014

drowning the angry troll

Getting head from a toothless, irritable, aging prostitute

I am drowning the angry troll.

by Deltax192 February 12, 2015

Drownies

That feeling you get after you take a huge bong hit and you feel like you're drowbing. You have a case of the drownies.

"I had a huge case of the drownies after that bong hit."

by Pebblesthecat August 10, 2016