douchebag

john mayor

all of the above, john mayor is a douchebag

by bmoten63 April 25, 2010

douchebag

a complete retard who cracks jokes that nobody thinks are funny.
see jake

"what a douchebag"
"yeah, what a jake"

by BugabooNZ May 26, 2008

douchebag tag

That scruff of hair under the lip that self fancied hipsters grow.

Did john grow a douchebag tag?

by Manny Festo May 26, 2008

douchebaggots

a ficticious word created by J.T. of KS

he first coined the phrase when he intended to call someone a douchebag and a faggot at the same time but due to a lapse of intellegence(happens every five minutes) he accidently said douchebaggots

a douchebaggot is on fact someone being a raging "shithead"

JT: OMG, those guys that are beating up that retarded orphan with aborted fetuses are douchebaggots

EVERYONE ELSE: did you just say douchebaggots, your such a fucking dumbass JT

by D-STAR April 6, 2007

Douchebag

A stupid fucking jackass who feels the need to fuck with people who are not their friends.

Did you hear?? Those douchebags Jesse, Nick and Caleb got their asses kicked when they fucked with the wrong guy.

by TangerineSky45 October 15, 2009

Douchebag Collective

Any business or organization that is so inherently dishonest in its general dealings that any person who joins said organization has no choice but to be fully cognisant of said dishonesty and therefore wilfully engages with it, thus becoming a member of the collective in perpetuity.

"I was trying to get a straight answer from my insurance company on exactly what my coverage was but had to sift through a bunch of legalese and doublespeak. What a douchebag collective."

Insurance companies, telemarketing firms, tobacco companies, oil companies, etc...

by mjoa December 12, 2010

douchefag

It´s a gay male so intently obnoxious and generally stupid in regards to matters homosexual, that he manages to simultaneously capture the essence of douchebaggery and faggotry with uncanny, if likely unintended, precision.

Perez Hilton's endless loud yapping about gays and how they are such pitiable victims and that they should be loved by every last single human being in the planet because, hey, he thinks so, makes him a strong candidate for the title of "America´s Number One Douchefag".

by Noam Chomskie November 14, 2010