Douche Boy

Douche Boy
Noun
A male who has the personality of a whet bag of slop.
Is often genederly challenged, controlling and arrogant.
Commonly involved with rumor and innuendo.
This person is likely your supervisor or Anthony Weiner.

Our boss is micromanaging again, "yeah he's a Douche Boy"

by ST H October 16, 2011

douche-waffle

a person that is really concieted and think that they are cool and full of them selves when people really make fun of them behind their back and can't stand the sight of them

Matt via thinks he's so cool but really hes just a giant douche-waffle.

by freddie07 November 8, 2009

Spent Douche

Someone whose pathetic work ethic is only matched by a complete lack of job skills.

There could be no more worthless an item in the universe than douche that's been used, so this should be reserved for those individuals who make one question the efficacy of evolution.

Can also be used in acronym form, SD.

"Dude, you didn't rack up the new server last week while I was on vacation!?"

"No, I couldn't find a cart so it's still in the mail room."

"DAMN... spent douche"

by pabloxyz2003 July 6, 2009

Douche Unit

A douche unit is any person or thing, who's apparent assigned task in life, is to be a douche. they may perform very well or very badly at this, but the important thing, is that they are a douche most or all of the time, on a regular basis. they may wake up in the morning, and begin douching, as in, blowing nonsense bullshit everywhere, and then sucking shit afterwards. this process is repeated until they are killed, or locked in a soundproof room, or are distracted and find douchination elsewhere.

"Mike is a solid douche unit, it's really apparent he is only here to be a slimefuck"

"I tried to get to work on time today but a douche unit kept trying to pull over in the middle of the road to look at bullshit"

"Your order would be ready today, except a douche unit was involved in inventory control and shit went down, and up again"

by ApoC_101 November 11, 2007

Douche Magoosh

Being super douche baggish all the time.

Wow that Eric guy is such a douche magoosh!

by Rude1iscool March 27, 2011

nouveau douche

A person with a little bit of money who thinks that their small bankroll gives them the right to discard manners and class. Literally, "the new douche."

PERSON 1: Check out that ass-hat in the "stunna shades" arguing with the hotel manager because they won't give him a free upgrade to a penthouse on a sold-out night.
PERSON 2: He won't even take off his shades to argue with the guy!
PERSON 1: It's probably to protect his eyes from all the cubic zirconium he's wearing to look like "ice."
PERSON 2: Welcome to the nouveau douche.

by heavyweightboxer May 30, 2010

shoe douche

a guy who thinks their a badass for buying a ton of air jordans, nikes, ect. Shoe douches have a tendancy to post their shoes on facebook and to buy more a week later.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.

Bill: "Yo, Angie I just got some new Adidas check them out."

Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."

by jamalkid324 October 29, 2011