dookie smoochie

When your girl taking one of them next-morning-taco-bell-and-cheap-margarita shits and you bend her over and start poundin her puss and when her muddy dookie stained booty smacks your stomach area it looks like one of those kiss marks made with red lipstick but it dookie

Brad: Dang Chad I didn't know you guys went out for taco bell and margaritas last night
Chad: oh how did you know? Was it the dookie smoochie on my stomach?

by darthdoodoo May 26, 2023

Dookie legs

The act of sneaking/crawling up behind someone… (usually if they are walking over/past dog poop or something brown and vaguely turd shaped, but not always!) …suddenly wrapping your arms around their legs and tackling them to the floor, always accompanied by a shout of “Dookie legs!”

My brother dookie legsed me when I was walking past the compost heap and now I’m covered in mud and rotten fruit.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023

black dookie

Resinous dross scrapings from a cannabis pipe sometimes used to get high by people who are really hard up. Sometimes 'black dookie" is sold as hashish to gullible customers.

"Hey, man, I got this 'black dookie.' $5 a gram, man; it'll get you fucked up."

by Joe Curwen July 8, 2012

Soupie Dookie

When someone takes a shit in your bowl of soup

When I left my bowl a soup on the table alone, some fucking dick head Soupie Dookied in it.

by Soupie Dookie June 16, 2016

spooky dookie

when you shit in the dark because it’s too bright to shit with the head ass light on

“hey dawg, i’m taking a spooky dookie right about now”
“really? your so epic for that”

by mansstealer21 November 12, 2019

T-Dookie Cigarette

A cigarette that is laced at the tip of the cigarette with cocaine. And when lit and inhaled hold as long as you can before exhaling.

I would love to smoke a T-Dookie cigarette.

by LaTroy Clark December 31, 2019

Super Dookie

when your so super your poo comes out like a waterfall.

yaaahhh dude i just had a super dookie maaaan.

by Dookinator April 3, 2020