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I don't give a div

A catchphrase used by Dave when he gets mad over someone using divs in their web design coursework or outside lectures.
Me: "Dave but I can't submit this coursework without putting a few divs in"
Dave: "I don't give a div!"
by EdgeDefinitions March 6, 2024
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I don't need to

Anything I have "done" to justify anything is entirely hypothetical.
Hym "I don't need to. These fucking half-wits are going to do what they are going to do either way. That's what ya'll don't seem to understand. The thing that you're doing was already happening. You don't like that I was "talking shit" but all these ignorant motherfuckers do is talk shit. I'm not going to kill myself over it BUT your kids might. So... There you go! Enjoy. You all love it. You all get to feel better than someone. I'm not going to learn a lesson and you kids will break before I will. It just don't matter. They don't actually care. All I've done here is give them something to pretend to care about."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care
"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"
by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025
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I don't wanna die

I don't want to die NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Reaper:You will die tomorrow.
You:NO, I don't wanna die.
by Phinbtxfjimk January 1, 2019
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I don't care

by No brainer June 25, 2022
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i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
by Loriemplism November 21, 2021
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