Doink

Means anything, really. It could mean, smash, steal, shit, or anything.

Fuck bro I heard ryan just doinked that bitch.

by Shdbjdfj October 3, 2018

Doinkhead

Someone who lacks brain cells

Garrett Hilyer is a doinkhead

by Jasmine Acosta November 2, 2018

Doink

Bumped into, Smacked, Hit, Crash into, Slam into, Run into, Plow into, Knock.

Who doinked my car door?
You just barely doinked it!

by SampoFinn November 3, 2018

doinkey bag

A really cute person who is dating and ugli ass person

Why is he a doinkey bag??

by Hdhdnfn November 12, 2018

Doinkjavu

The phenomenon of hitting the goalpost repeatedly while kicking.

Cody Parkey has a severe case of doinkjavu.

by Benjah_min January 6, 2019

doink

To exit an establishment or situation.

"Bro, let's doink this joint; I'm sick of this place"

by consune January 22, 2019

Dinkawink

Dinkawinks can be funny little monster you see underneth your bed at night.They like to run around your room weather you like it or not.

OMG...Theres a Dinkawink!!

by SAVVAAAGGGGE February 14, 2019