Dog

Hoe, slut, thirsty,

Hey girl look it him,
Oh my god! James?

Yes!

Eww don't he's a dog

by Boii1998 November 25, 2016

Dog

Something your mom will never buy you

Me: I want a dog
Mom: tf

by crispysalads March 8, 2019

Dog

dog a dog is an animal and it plays, barks, sleeps, eats, and does normal stuff like that. they are sometimes called, fur babies, and pooches, because most people consider them really cute. they are normally considered part of the family, because most people love them.

I just got a little dog! my dog.

by Sweet peeps! Aka, Emilie August 11, 2020

dog

a white blob of death that consumes all cats and has the ability to melt itself down to the size that can fit on your lap.
Its f***ucking adorable

Petting dogs is cool. Billy pets dogs. Billy is a cool dude.

by fakatorpedo October 26, 2018

Dog

The opposite to a Cat

Hey, is that a Dog, o sorry its a Cat, did you know it was opposite day?

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 22, 2016

Dog

Big Harry bear that lies on your couch while your at school or work and gets fatter every day while you work till your depressed and then they start licking your face then it restarts

Lying on your bed then your dog licks you then you love them

by Frick boi December 19, 2019

Dog

The cure for depression

Person: Aww man, I'm so sad.
Dog: *comes over*
Person: Aww yeah, I'm so happy.

by Another Typical Duck May 21, 2022