Brock's Disease

The act of coming on strong after meeting someone..and then disappearing off the face of the planet through ignoring or some unknown disease that stops you from talking to the individual you were once hot for.

"I thought he really liked me...and then he came down with Brock's Disease.."

by Ponis & Rocky November 7, 2008

Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.

My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.

by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021

ANZHEUSERS DISEASE

A temporary loss of memory due to alcoholic consumption.

I drank way too much beer last night, can't remember all of the stupid stuff I did and therefore I'm suffereing from Anzheusers Disease.

by The Rock_69 September 19, 2012

silverfish disease

a fuck nigga disease that contaminates anything it touches

Person 1:"shit bro i dropped my ice in the sink"
Person 2:"that shit got silverfish disease now nigga"

by Sippmydicc March 8, 2019

cyber disease

When your computer catches a virus as the result of having cyber sex with a stranger online.

Damn man, I got a cyber disease while I.M.-ing S3xK1tt3n69

by Pete "Meat" December 26, 2007

Chode Disease

A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.

Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.

by The Master of all Chodes January 9, 2009

Humpington's Disease

A serious airborne illness where your body is forced to hump anything and everything possible.

My roommate with Humpington's Disease humped the neighbors mailbox today.

by Humperton September 18, 2012