Dink

Dink just means for something to be dumb or idiotic. Mostly used by the north east of England (as far as I know) and it's so funny when you put it in a completely unintelligible sentence that would make Americans go cross eyed.

Me: ,pwhar, that's ,canny,,dink, that ,liek,

My m8: ,pwhar,,why aye, m8

by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

DINK

dual-income couples with no children

DINKS are known for having disposable income and spending their paychecks on major investments, luxury vacations, and early retirement.

by Still Learning at 62 May 14, 2024

Danny Dink

best superhero ever little kid

Fuckface: have you heard of danny dink

Retard: duh dyigh dhhyh dhh

by sex nelk July 30, 2024

Dink

A penis.

Quit playing with your dink Chris.

by Anubis One June 13, 2022

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

Dink

A head shot or someone who acts stupid.

Ex 1: "I dinked them!"
Ex 2 " You're a dink."

by BryceKryspies October 27, 2022

Flappity Dink

When a male uses his hand to rebound slap his hard erect dick against his stomach, making a "thud" sound. This action can be performed to cat call / arouse nearby females

"we were laying in bed together when he started up with his flappity dink. I knew what I had to next"

by SIRTOPMHAT November 26, 2023