fart dial

When a mobile phone is placed in the back pocket near the anus and a fart accidentally dials a contact in the phone.

ring...ring...ring...
"Hello?"
pffftttt....
"Dammit! Mom fart dialed me again!"

by JerBearGRR November 8, 2016

Deep Dial

Shoving a phone up someone's asshole and constantly calling the number.

I wanted to try something new for my birthday, I had no idea my girl would Deep Dial me though.

by Corn Hungis May 28, 2018

Drunk Dial

A phone call made under the influence of alcohol with the object over getting relations.

You are at a bar one night, and remember a hot person that you have met before, you dial with the intention of interaction sexually. This would be a drunk dial.

by hollis May 24, 2004

cock dial

When a man see's a hottie on the street and a starts to pop a woody and hits the dial button on the phone in his pocket. It calls a woman and have to explain that his huge ass cock dialed the number.

"That was an impressive call you made. What did you do cock dial me!"

by Linne September 5, 2007

DIMA

stands for: Dick In My Ass
most likley a bleached blonde prep, that cant stop talking.

Example. Shut up DIMA!

by 5th hour May 7, 2007

Dial-up

Dial-up is a generic insult emerging on internet forums, and IRC.

<abc> Dude, I lost my job today!
<xyz> Aw man, that's so freaking dial-up!
<abc> My boss is a freaking dial-up.

by foobarbaz December 21, 2006

dialin' cold

When something is so cold (usually weather) that your nipples are practically hard enough to dial the phone with. Also know as PHONE DIALIN' COLD.

"Yo you coming over tonight Susie?"
"Hell no you been outside lately? Its dialin' cold out there!" (Susie then hangs up on his ass)

"Hey Max whats good?" (shakes hands)
"Damn Ricky your hands are dialin' cold up in this bitch!"
(Ricky then proceeds to shove his hands down his pants to caress his warm testicles)

by Y.R. February 1, 2008