Dildo

An extremely cute name for a teddy bear, not to be mistaken for the first definition.

Jasper: awww that's a cute Teddy bear! What's its name?
Joy: Dildo
Jasper: O_O
....
Jasper: excuse me?

by Oompa-Loompa & Licious-Vicious May 15, 2011

Spin the Dildo

An adult game played by 4 or more people above the age of 18, where a rubber dildo is put on a table and spinned around by the "Player" where as the person who it lands on is the "Victim". The Player then has intercourse with the Victim. This goes on until everyone in the group has all the sexual diseases that the others have. This is a popular game in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.

Man: Oh boy! Did you see that girls ass?
Mans Friend: Oh yeah! I'd love to play spin the dildo with her!

by Cmkanimous November 6, 2008

gear shift dildo

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls

Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo

by Twitch Mutthawk June 21, 2007

Dillon

Dillon is the coolest person in the world and domonates at guitar hero

your dillon

by Dillon S-J July 4, 2008

big black dildo

Massive floppy rubber dildo molded from the massive cock of Mandingo. Usually used in gay porn and Bro Rape. Can be found at Walmart or any family shopping centers. Usually need Lube or may cause bleeding and sever burning. Need to spray Axe body spray before using for max pleasure. Must be at least 6 years old to use or may kill you. Must keep away from cat or they may explode. In case it is in the hands of a retard shoot him in the head.

Bro1: Hey bro want to go up to my room and chill?

Bro2: ALright sure man

Bro1: Hey man get on the bed so i can shove this big black dildo into your nice hairy asshole.

Bro2: Alright man but be Gentle.

by Kelof June 11, 2008

dildo

an erotic toy used by women or gay men for sexual stimulation

He's a real supa. He has a large collection of dildos in his bedroom.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

Dildo

Someone who's just embarassed themselves.

'I've forgotten how to tie my shoelaces!'
'You fucking dildo.'

by Force Majeure December 24, 2008