Deer woods

Deer woods (deer - woodz)

Slang in southern parts of the U.S.A. for picking up women, specifically one night stands, multiple partners, gang bangs, or someone you wouldn't brag about to your friends, Etc..

Worded as such to hide the intent from wives/girlfriends.

"Hey, joe bob. Imma take a trip to the deer woods later on tonight, y'all wanna come too? I got beer money!"
"Sure as a horse shits in a hay loft, Jimmy-ray, let me just tell the wife I won't be needin' a plate tonight."

by Amfdorp June 10, 2013

[Deer in the headlights]

When two guys stand face to face looking into each others eyes and jerk each other off. (An adaptation from Dutch rudder)

Do you wanna play 'deer in the headlights?'

by Noodles0105 February 10, 2018

Deer Fart

A gesture used to signify apathy towards any subject. Make a fist and extend your pinky skyward. Then make a fart sound with your tongue. (Let's make this catch on.)

Person 1: Not only have I placed at Wimbledon, I'm also a champion Equestrian.

Person 2: ::Pinky in the air:: Blrrbbbbb (Deer Fart)

by Allotrope September 15, 2011

deerhunter11688

a stupid guy who "thinks" he can have any girl and that hes "hot" and just uses them for sex and even when he's dating them tells other girls that he doesnt really like his girlfriend right now but hes to "sensitive" to break up with them so when hes done with them he'll go out with you... but all he really wants it sex...

brandon lang (i think thats his last name)

by jade March 12, 2004

Degere

When the English department of your chosen college can not spell the word "degree" right and you become very concerned with what that department is really offering.

"Whether you want to graduate with a degree that will allow you to quickly find a job or a degere that provides you with a good foundation for graduate school..."

by SherrieAnne February 19, 2010

deer legging

the act of strategically placing the leg of a deer in widely visible public places such as; walmart, mcdonalds, dunkin donuts, disney world, etc...

"dude we were deer legging today and this bitch was grillin us we were some sort of sickos"

by ScrappyDaily February 9, 2009

Deer-ductible

The auto insurance deductible you pay when hitting a deer.

Billy-Bob buttstock had to pay a huge Deer-ductible when he hit that buck with his 93 F-250 with a 6'' lift and 37'' mudders.

by The Flinch January 3, 2010