Captain Dangler

A slang word often used to reference to someone containing an abnormal or misshapen penis.

tevis is the ideal captain dangler

by chapsta July 6, 2007

Shang Dangler

male sex organ, penis,

the shang dangler is a important part of human repoducing

by dogtown OG stoner February 12, 2010

The dangle

The section of pants that hang lower the guys junk where no body parts are located.

Girl: Did he hit you in the nuts?!

Guy: No he only hit the dangle.

by almiller07 February 23, 2011

Salmon Danglers

The flappy parts of ones va-jay-jay, which for some can hang extremely low. The first word 'salmon' is representative of the fishy sensation one smells/tastes.

Zara & Abby - "GET YA SALMON DANGLERS OUT!"
Random stranger - I can't my minky smells too much.

Abby/Zara - "Ju Slut, is that a dangler I can see peeping through your panties? Sort it out"

Julia - "I can't help it, they hang so low"

by abbyzarabeardesclam June 17, 2011

Dick Dangler

A Dick Dangler is a man who has a long dick and lets it hang out of his shorts and sometimes dangles it in front of other people. Sometimes used to express ones anger for another person

Trende quit being a dick dangler it’s so skinny like a noodle.

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Heavy dangler

When a female bends over and you see her labia dangling out of the corner of her pantie or thong. There are many different degrees of dangle. The most common would be the triangular dangeler. That is when the pussy lips hang out of both sides. There is also the rectangular dangelar. That is when the pussy lips cup the top of the pantie and dangle to the bottom. The most serious degree is the meat dangler also refered to as the octangular dangelar is when you cannot tell the diffference between her pussy lips aka labia dangling or her ass lips dangling. Aka perturding ass flaps. Aka the meat hanger.

Dude 1: oh man, last night i encountered the worst heavy dangler ever dude.
Dude 2: noooo way! Was it a trianglar or a rectangular?

Dude 1: no dude it was an octangular!
Dude 2: what the fuck is that? I am ligit scared!

Dude 1: you should be!
Dude 2: I have a feeling I will regret this, but what is that?
Dude 1: Imagine Octamom getting banged by a tree stump. The last time i saw her she turned a bar stool upside down and occupied every leg with every hole. So basically, every hole had quadralateral dangle.

by Lady88 August 19, 2017

dangle

to fool around with someone sexually either with a girl or guy

To be a pimp and have sex or just about mess around with every and anything living

Danny: Guess what Tav
Tav: what whitey
Danny: I dangled again last night!!
Tav: oooo derrttyy i wish that was me
Danny: i am the dangle king

by Jay_d October 24, 2005