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Cutting Clay

In pottery class the teacher cuts individual portions of clay off a large block with a wire.

With that example, when you are wearing a thong and you have to hold it (poop). Sometimes you cant hold it long enough and it comes out... it cuts through the "clay". Even if you aren't actually crapping yourself its a funny reference to use when you need to use the restroom.
Isabel: Oh my god! Hurry up and drive i have to take a pooooo!!
Katie: Hold it, we are almost there girl.
Isabel: Im seriously cutting clay right now, HURRRRRRY!
Katie: Dont shit yourself! You'll soil your D&G!
by Baroness Peaches de Edmonds December 4, 2011
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Smyrna Cut

Hair cut in which head is shaved and bangs are left, usually to be curled under and left to dangle over the forehead.
That dude still got a Smyrna cut from middle school!
by ahaley616 September 19, 2011
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Jude Cut

Basically when you shave your entire head and look like you got drafted
Dude: Yooo Lucas nice Jude Cut

*dabs him up*

Lucas: Thanks man I got it yesterday
by PondemonX December 4, 2021
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cut this douchebagotry

Why don't you cut this douchebagotry and get off of 4chan!
by Joel T January 3, 2008
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hot cut

A great song. Usually a throwback to a better day.

Bop, banger, slaps, wailer, etc. are all synonyms.
That Bryan Adams song was a hot cut.
by Bill Carmody December 19, 2019
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Braille-cut

This describes a haircut that looks like the stylist was either blind or tried without looking.
Also why you don't see a school for blind hair stylist.
Who do you think you are? Stevie Wonder? That haircut looks awful! Is that a braille-cut?
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 8, 2016
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Raptor Cut

when youre taking a shit soo big that you have to cut it with your asshole to get it all in the toilet
"DUDE I HAVENT TAKEN A SHIT IN FOREVER, IM GONNA NEED TO RAPTOR CUT THIS THING LIKE 4 TIMES"
by Raptormaster October 2, 2009
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