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Crandlebox

A compact totebox on wheels that doubles as a portable break room and carryall which houses the necesarry items to facilitate all current and unforseen medical situations as well as sustenance to manage life critical conditions such as pre diabetes and or Runaway Thyroid Disorder A.K.A. RTD.
This handy device immediately excuses its user from any and all immediate duties in order to attend

such emergencies on site. When used correctly, the Crandlebox appears as a guardian symbol to protect against any discriminatory practices with its looming threat of liability. A very effective shield against any questioning authority.
Little miss MAGA locks sat on her Crandlebox eating her curds and whey; along came a manager and sat down beside her and asked "Are you going to do any work today?"
by anonymous March 11, 2025
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cranch

a joyous and wonderful little lam who enjoys to graze on fresh grass
wow this cranch is so lamb
by brentson February 3, 2026
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Cranbrook boy

Cranbrook school located in Sydney is home of the most dramatic of the bunch. With a variety of boys hiding their sexuality finding comfort in the dramatic arts.
A desperate man: If you can’t find a girl get yourself a cranbrook boy
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Cran

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Cerana

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Person 2: but it’s my pixel dog
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Cranberry Fountain

A cranberry fountain is when a man fingers a woman on her period with a flicking motion, causing menstrual blood to squirt upwards like a fountain
I was on my period, so John gave me a cranberry fountain!
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