crank case

Heavy user of amphetimines (crank).

I dont do business with a crank case.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

crank

To wank while crying. Largely done by emos and Christians.

"I caught him cranking in the vestubule"

by Tom Bentley Hibbins October 18, 2007

crank dat soulja boy

basically a dance made by black people that makes white people look like fucking retards. other dances associated are spidaman dat hoe, crank dat roosevelt, walk it out, the snapping of fingers, stuff like that

white girl: i can crank that soldier boy like no other
black person:shut up hoe, you a cracka!

CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

by tyihjyrjd October 30, 2007

crank

Crystal Meth, was given the name crank because it used to be smuggled in the crank cases of cars and bikes.
Expecailly Harleys when sumggled by hells angels.

Crank- It's what's for breakfast!

by Method Man June 11, 2006

crankshaft

When a women gives her man a handjob using motor oil as the lubricant.

She crankshafted me at Jiffy Lube and now my dick is stained dark brown.

by Alex Winston June 14, 2008

Crank

Crying at the same time as having a wank.

Why don't you just fuck off and have a crank!

by Heidi Chad September 19, 2008

Cranking

Crying and wanking at the same time.
Cranker; a person who cries and wanks simultaneously because the object of the wank either hates them or doesn't know they exist. Can be male or female.

'Yeah John's so in love with Jane and she doesn't want him so he cranks over her all the time.'
'We walked in on her cranking it was the most pathetic thing ever.'

by joanneandellen December 12, 2010