Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.

Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!

by DVelle March 21, 2021

Bouj Cruise

When your boujee habits start leaking into your everyday routines.

Boujee Girl: I don’t want to take a shower at that gym, it’s not nearly as nice as Sky’s.
Man: You going on a Bouj Cruise right now?

by TX2420OK May 28, 2018

Cruise missile

Any action film starring Tom Cruise.

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.

by Partsdriver August 4, 2022

blacky cruise

the black guy with the last name cruise who sing the song have no strings in the movie gamer

holy crap is that blacky cruise?

i dont know lets go ask him to sing i have no strings

by havenostrings September 21, 2010

Heights Cruise

To drive around the Heights and or hills of a town or city and smoke bowls, blunts, pipes, or whatever kind of marijuana device suits your fancy.

Lets ditch 5th period and go on a heights cruise

by Stay Smokin April 30, 2008

Shakedown Cruise

When a couple has sex in a new vessel, vehicle or trailer under the guise of an inspection trip. No other passengers allowed.

Funny, Luke and Laura stopped at the porn shop, before heading out of town on their self described shakedown cruise in their new RV.

by Xgishy March 14, 2021

Getting Cruised

-When a girl gets ran through
-When a girl gets pounded
-When your girl cheats on you
-Your girl actively enrolls in hbcu cruise activity
-Sega created

1. Yo bro ngl your girl got cruised last night. couldn’t be me though lil bro. yall stay safe though.

2. Your girl was with her guy best friend getting food the other day she def got cruised. 3. Your girl is getting cruised tonight at the party

by Brucearchives March 8, 2024